Total Medals Earned: 12 (From 4 different games.) Total Medal Score: 100 Points
Medals Earned: 4/7 (20/35 points)
"The flame in my stomach... I feel its power. Take this!"
"Yes... This is my true form, but my body has been damaged. I took on another to avoid the pains of living."
"Argh, that burns! Just who is this guy? I thought I was going to die."
"Also stretch before flying, Big Bro!"
"No! Anything but that! Please! I'm sorry! Please forgive me!"
"Ugh... Sorry... It appears I've underestimated the enemy. I leave the rest to you."
"The gods have given me beautiful wings. So majestic, so soft. Why not embrace the gift of flight?"
Medals Earned: 5/7 (60/95 points)
Eat something tasty.
Eat 100 cows.
Destroy a UFO.
Take down a jumbo jet.
Fully evolve and beat all the levels.
Eat 200 Nyan Cats.
Get over 100 combo.
Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Lose Wilson too early.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/330 points)
Beat Room 5
Get the bad ending
Complete Expert Room 1
Complete Expert Room 2
Get the good ending
Beat Time Trial Run in under 4 minutes
Obtain all 19 grapefruits